Settle Matters "Country Style"

A very funny story told by Buddy Hacket on the the Tonight Show. You'll want the start the video at the 5:20 mark.

Miss South Carolina Speaks Her Mind

Miss Teen South Carolina makes an impassioned speech to deal with the lack of geography skills in Iraq and South Africa to "build up our future for our children."

Ned Fears No Hurricanes

From 1985 until 1987 my Oklahoma Sooners won 33 games and lost only 3. All three losses came at the hands of the University of Miami. The Hurricanes return to Norman for the first time in over twenty years on September 8th. In the past, teams have been intimidated by the scholar athletes from the "U." I hope my Sooners can gain courage and confidence from my man Ned. Despite being from tiny Florida International University, he refused to be intimidated or swayed by the Canes. If you've forgotten about the event you can relive it here.

Tribute to Women Drivers.....

How to Deal with a Telemarketer

Brits Depart Iraq, Leave Man-Eating Badgers

Not making this up. This probably only goes to show that when people are given over to a conspiracy mindset, there is no end to the scenarios they can make themselves believe. Apparently Iranian news is getting some mileage out of these conspiracy myths as well.......

"The Iranian news media ......... claiming that foreign forces have been fitting squirrels with miniaturized surveillance devices and sending them scurrying across the border to spy. Iranian news reports, monitored by the BBC, recently referred to 14 spy squirrels being captured by alert Iranian intelligence officials before the animals could take action against the nation."

Insert Used Car Salesman Joke Here.......

I saved the best for last. The past couple years Oklahoma has featured current Sooners alongside past Sooner greats in their video intro.

Gamecock Intro

This is a very big intro for a very average team.

Dotting the "i"

This pregame ritual goes off before Ohio State takes the field. I think this is probably one of the neatest pregame rituals in college football. Oklahoma State graduate Dexter Manley could not participate with the Ohio Sate band.